The End of the World (as we know it)

According to the ancient Mayans, the world’s definitive source of astronomy, prophecy, and recording of time, the world will enter a “new era” tomorrow, December 21st, 2012 by being destroyed. We will be powerless to stop this. Currently, Asia and Australia are feeling the devastating effects of this terrible time in our lives (it is already doomsday in the Eastern hemisphere) with alien invasion, spontaneous combustion, and lack of enthusiasm for Psy’s hit “Gangnam Style.”

These Mayans really picked a great time for the end of the world. We don’t get to celebrate Jesus birthday in a few days, we don’t get to finish this year of school, we don’t get to solve world hunger and poverty… I feel terrible.

But since we are doomed, I would like to tell you all, dear readers how much I love you guys. You rock. Celebrate life today, for tomorrow we will awake to find that……

 

 

 

 

The Mayans just ran out of room on the calendar.

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